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Mikwright Coasters - someone should have warned lisa's mother about the pitfalls of using a discount sperm bank $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - vodka....it's not just for breakfast anymore. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - next time would it be too much to ask for a hard-bodied, tight-assed stripper? $5.99
Mikwright Coasters - the secret to a long, healthy, happy life is a good bowel movement $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - and here's the guy who drives the tractor that pulls the combine that harvests the grain that makes the alcohol that destroys my liver $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - once that wiener hits the pool it's gonna to shrink up to nothin' $5.99
Mikwright Coasters - now why did i come into the kitchen? oh yeah, to fart. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - ...and then that bitch had the nerve to show up with jello instead of her assigned chicken casserole.... $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - the gals were left alone whilst gary and ronnie went to the boat show..... $5.99
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Mikwright Coasters - you know i'm not wearing any underwear. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - do i look like i give a rat's ass? $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - while danny went on to become an eagle scout, timmy went on to date one. $5.99
Mikwright Coasters - for the life of me, i don't how i got that yeast infection. i was in and out of the bakery in less than a minute. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - ok kids, mommy needs to run a few errands, play 18 holes of golf and have a cocktail with barbara.... $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - do i look like a people person? $5.99
Mikwright Coasters - now remember kids....no running, no diving, and no salt on my margaritas. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - don't blame me wanda! i specifically told you it took four "d" size batteries and not to use it in the bathtub. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - where the hell is my pickle fork? i can't have anything nice with you kids. $5.99
Mikwright Coasters - mother of five. grandmother of twelve. drunk by seven. $5.99	Mikwright Coasters - don't hate me because i'm fabulous. $5.99	Mikwright Coaster - drinks well with others. $5.99
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Grandma always said, "Who needs sex when you've got velveeta? Mikwright Coasters $5.99	hence the age old question; which came first...the polyester or the peroxide Mikwright Coasters $5.99	like most politicians my pants are full of crap Mikwright Coasters $5.99
how the hell was I supposed to know? Mikwright Coasters $5.99	you kids put that homework away! these cocktails aren't gonna refill themselves Mikwright Coasters $5.99	if you're thinking what i'm thinking, then you're sicker than i thought Mikwright Coasters $5.99
yes ma'am, how many frequent flyer miles would it take to send someone nonstop to hell? Mikwright Coasters $5.99	if there is a god, please let this guy be my ob/gyn Mikwright Coasters $5.99	it's exhausting always being right Mikwright Coasters $4.99
now, just because grandma farts at the table doesn't mean you have to Mikwright Coasters $5.99	speaking of fruitcakes, when does your nephew get in from san francisco? pass the cranberries Mikwright Coasters $5.99	we all know one. yoga student, vegetarian, democrat, fifteen minutes from bankruptcy Mikwright Coasters $5.99
let's start with her "do" and then we'll work on her "don't" Mikwright Coasters $5.99	sexual harassment? hell, i'd pay to be fondled. Mikwright Coasters $5.99	but mommy, it's my job to disappoint you...just like you disappointed your mother Mikwright Coasters $5.99
that's the look she gets just before she goes into "full-on-bitch" mode Mikwright Coasters $5.99	morty, it's time to have a word with your son...again Mikwright Coasters $5.99	after renewing their vows, they constipated the marriage Mikwright Coasters $5.99

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